Public Service Announcement

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Ben Franklin knew his shit!

Giada wrote:

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

I liked the other one we read over the weekend

Do you know what the other thing about water is? Fish fuck in it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Alberta Boy wrote:

Do you know what the other thing about water is? Fish fuck in it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

ok fish don't practive safe sex or have abortions and they seem to be doing fine

KK wrote:

Alberta Boy wrote:

Do you know what the other thing about water is? Fish fuck in it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

ok fish don't practive safe sex or have abortions and they seem to be doing fine

Hmm, I wonder where "Ick" comes from, perhaps it's the buildup of fish jism in the aquarium water? Hurm...

java wrote:

KK wrote:

Alberta Boy wrote:

Do you know what the other thing about water is? Fish fuck in it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

ok fish don't practive safe sex or have abortions and they seem to be doing fine

Hmm, I wonder where "Ick" comes from, perhaps it's the buildup of fish jism in the aquarium water? Hurm...

Could be, you never know what they are doing when the lights are off.

Joebert wrote:

Could be, you never know what they are doing when the lights are off.

If they are Guppies, you know what they are doing when the lights are on ,,,,,,,,,

java wrote:

KK wrote:

Alberta Boy wrote:

Do you know what the other thing about water is? Fish fuck in it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

ok fish don't practive safe sex or have abortions and they seem to be doing fine

Hmm, I wonder where "Ick" comes from, perhaps it's the buildup of fish jism in the aquarium water? Hurm...

i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium

KK wrote:

i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium

Goldfish are orange. Do they produce orange juizz? :winky:

Wallstone wrote:

KK wrote:

i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium

Goldfish are orange. Do they produce orange juizz? :winky:

lol, yes with pulp

KK wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

KK wrote:

i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium

Goldfish are orange. Do they produce orange juizz? :winky:

lol, yes with pulp

OK people. Let's focus on the wine part of this story, shall we?

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

KK wrote:

i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium

Goldfish are orange. Do they produce orange juizz? :winky:

lol, yes with pulp

OK people. Let's focus on the wine part of this story, shall we?

fish jizz in wine too?

KK wrote:

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

KK wrote:

i don't know, fish don't juizz unless the nesting conditions are right which isn't always the case in an aquarium

Goldfish are orange. Do they produce orange juizz? :winky:

lol, yes with pulp

OK people. Let's focus on the wine part of this story, shall we?

fish jizz in wine too?

If there is, it's pickled!

If there is, it's pickled! [/quote] like a martini

KK wrote:

If there is, it's pickled!

like a martini[/quote]


There's a martini - where it be?

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

If there is, it's pickled!

like a martini

There's a martini - where it be?[/quote]shaken , not stirred

KK wrote:

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

If there is, it's pickled!

like a martini

There's a martini - where it be?

shaken , not stirred[/quote]



Does it come with Pierce Brosnan?

Does it come with Pierce Brosnan? [/quote]

what you want your cake and eat it too. Can I have sophie Marceau in the deal?

KK wrote:

Does it come with Pierce Brosnan?

what you want your cake and eat it too. Can I have sophie Marceau in the deal?[/quote]


I think I'd rather have Sophie myself, hmmmmm, Pierce or Sophie, tough call. Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:

Giada wrote:

Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:

Let's keep golf out of this...

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

Does it come with Pierce Brosnan?

what you want your cake and eat it too. Can I have sophie Marceau in the deal?

I think I'd rather have Sophie myself, hmmmmm, Pierce or Sophie, tough call. Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:[/quote]pulls up a chair and a camera

Wallstone wrote:

Giada wrote:

Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:

Let's keep golf out of this...

well that would be par for the course

KK wrote:

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

Does it come with Pierce Brosnan?

what you want your cake and eat it too. Can I have sophie Marceau in the deal?

I think I'd rather have Sophie myself, hmmmmm, Pierce or Sophie, tough call. Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:

pulls up a chair and a camera[/quote]



Oh no...does tremendous exercise and face masks to get camera-ready .

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

Does it come with Pierce Brosnan?

what you want your cake and eat it too. Can I have sophie Marceau in the deal?

I think I'd rather have Sophie myself, hmmmmm, Pierce or Sophie, tough call. Maybe it should be a 4-some. :idea:

pulls up a chair and a camera

Oh no...does tremendous exercise and face masks to get camera-ready . [/quote]reddies photoshop, lol