German police summoned over forgotten vibrator

German police received a call Saturday morning about a report of a woman
hearing suspicious noises in her bed.

The authorities were so alarmed that they sent out police investigators in the area.
With the woman’s permission, the police searched the whole room to find out on where’s
the noise is coming from.

One of the officers then opened a drawer and underneath the wardrobe, they found an
object which had obviously switched itself on.
Only to find out that it was a battery-operated sex toy.

They wished the woman a nice evening before they left.


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German police summoned over forgotten vibrator

A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat,
but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday.

The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police in Bochum in western
Germany decided to send a patrol car around to the "scene of the crime", a statement said.

"Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a
wardrobe where the noise was coming from.

"Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had
obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour."

Police then "wished her a nice evening and left".





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I'll bet she felt great.

Proably had to go out and get new batteries.