A Message From Tiger Woods

Subject: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life




1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks
from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who
likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know
each other.

Signed,

Tiger Woods

he's some hot shot, the art of juggling is an ancient chinese secret

Giada wrote:

Subject: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life




1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks
from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who
likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know
each other.

Signed,

Tiger Woods

6. There are exceptions for every rule.

addendum : It's extremely important to hide assets in off shore accounts should rule #5 become breached

there was an article today that said he was also having sex with guys saw it on another site

KK wrote:

there was an article today that said he was also having sex with guys saw it on another site

oh jeez... whether true or not, that's gonna make it 100 times worse

I'm not much for those Celebrity Death Watch lists... but I'm thinking to put Tiger on a "Health Watch" list

that's just alot of public humilation for anyone to deal with... I'm starting to almost feel a little sorry for him

c/thru wrote:

KK wrote:

there was an article today that said he was also having sex with guys saw it on another site

oh jeez... whether true or not, that's gonna make it 100 times worse

I'm not much for those Celebrity Death Watch lists... but I'm thinking to put Tiger on a "Health Watch" list

that's just alot of public humilation for anyone to deal with... I'm starting to almost feel a little sorry for him

hold on, I'll see if i can find the article. I think it was one of the women he was with who said it.

An alleged Woods mistress, who's trying to sell a book, says she saw the golfer enjoy gay sex, the Web site RadarOnline.com says in an exclusive report.

She must have a bunch of stories about Tiger's balls landing in the rough?
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/os-tiger-gay-sex-sl-010710-20100107,0,4541173.story?track=rss

LOL...

wow...what a mess.

one of the reader comments was "Don't you have to know how to read a book to write one ? "

I think that was a Tiger dual

c/thru wrote:

LOL...

wow...what a mess.

one of the reader comments was "Don't you have to know how to read a book to write one ? "

I think that was a Tiger dual

lol

i didn't really read the article, i was just passing through and happened to notice it

KK wrote:

c/thru wrote:

LOL...

wow...what a mess.

one of the reader comments was "Don't you have to know how to read a book to write one ? "

I think that was a Tiger dual

lol

i didn't really read the article, i was just passing through and happened to notice it

I think of the 12/14 women that have come forward maybe a couple are telling the truth. The others are jumping on the Tiger bandwagon to get their name in the paper. Most will soon fade away. I woud never believe he was gay, he woudn't have the time. But I guess some people will say anything trying to get a book deal.

he certainly is not gay, but he may be bisexual ....
which would be fine if he and Elgin had put that in their prenup

Joebert wrote:

I woud never believe he was gay, he woudn't have the time.

How much time does one need to be gay?

Wallstone wrote:

Joebert wrote:

I woud never believe he was gay, he woudn't have the time.

How much time does one need to be gay?

He would need time to shop for tight jeans and smancy art, prowling the gym, dancing lessons, extra frothy lattes on his home barista and attending pride parades. so I hear, I'm proud to say I ain't really sure.

phluffy wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

Joebert wrote:

I woud never believe he was gay, he woudn't have the time.

How much time does one need to be gay?

He would need time to shop for tight jeans and smancy art, prowling the gym, dancing lessons, extra frothy lattes on his home barista and attending pride parades. so I hear, I'm proud to say I ain't really sure.

c/thru wrote:

he certainly is not gay, but he may be bisexual ....
which would be fine if he and Elgin had put that in their prenup

i think someone is just trying to sell a story with this one

KK wrote:

c/thru wrote:

he certainly is not gay, but he may be bisexual ....
which would be fine if he and Elgin had put that in their prenup

i think someone is just trying to sell a story with this one

What better way to boost sales. The truth isn't worth near as much.

Joebert wrote:

KK wrote:

c/thru wrote:

he certainly is not gay, but he may be bisexual ....
which would be fine if he and Elgin had put that in their prenup

i think someone is just trying to sell a story with this one

What better way to boost sales. The truth isn't worth near as much.

i've got a feeling with tiger it might be

KK wrote:

Joebert wrote:

KK wrote:

c/thru wrote:

he certainly is not gay, but he may be bisexual ....
which would be fine if he and Elgin had put that in their prenup

i think someone is just trying to sell a story with this one

What better way to boost sales. The truth isn't worth near as much.

i've got a feeling with tiger it might be

I start to feel sorry for Tiger but then I remember he has a fishing boat and I don't.

I start to feel sorry for Tiger but then I remember he has a fishing boat and I don't.
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i don't feel sorry for tiger. he had it all and blew it. it was his choice

KK wrote:

I start to feel sorry for Tiger but then I remember he has a fishing boat and I don't.

i don't feel sorry for tiger. he had it all and blew it. it was his choice[/quote]

I think the problem is he was getting it blown...

I think the problem is he was getting it blown...[/quote]

he has bad taste in women

KK wrote:

I think the problem is he was getting it blown...

he has bad taste in women[/quote]

What you never saw Elin?

Joebert wrote:

KK wrote:

I think the problem is he was getting it blown...

he has bad taste in women

What you never saw Elin?[/quote]

she's ok, but she was a business deal

KK wrote:

Joebert wrote:

KK wrote:

I think the problem is he was getting it blown...

he has bad taste in women

What you never saw Elin?

she's ok, but she was a business deal[/quote]

OK? Just OK...It was ony a business deal because Tiger has made a Billion.