Famous Movie Quotes for 500, Alex!

You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing. If you knew that you knew nothing, then that would be something, but you don't.[/quote]

Point Break

If I'm not back in 5 minutes...wait longer.

Joebert wrote:

If I'm not back in 5 minutes...wait longer.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot."

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot."[/quote]

Duck Soup

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue".

Joebert wrote:

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue".

Airplane!

"We may be small, but our hearts are large, metaphorically speaking."

Wallstone wrote:

Joebert wrote:

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue".

Airplane!

"We may be small, but our hearts are large, metaphorically speaking."

Night at the Museum

Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it?

Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it?[/quote]

Yentl

“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”

Joebert wrote:

Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it?

Yentl

“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”[/quote]

It was Dirty Dancing...here's another one.

Glue... very powerful stuff.

Joebert wrote:

Glue... very powerful stuff.

The Blues Brothers

"It's something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap."

Wallstone wrote:

Joebert wrote:

Glue... very powerful stuff.

The Blues Brothers

"It's something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap."

burn after reading


"Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart!"

"Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart!"[/quote]

On the Water Front

When I go up there on 19, I'm gonna take my entire collection of Johnny Cash along!

Apollo 13

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Giada wrote:

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Funny Girl

"You're fat! My husband was fat. He's dead now."

Going Beserk.

I should probably warn ya: you make friends with us, you make enemies with everyone else.

Giada wrote:

Going Beserk.

I should probably warn ya: you make friends with us, you make enemies with everyone else.

Chocolat

Most women use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband.

How To Marry a Millionaire

No, I'll try it. I like your kind of hot. Chili, chili hot. Food hot. That's the hot I want to kiss. Eat.

Giada wrote:

How To Marry a Millionaire

No, I'll try it. I like your kind of hot. Chili, chili hot. Food hot. That's the hot I want to kiss. Eat.

Wild Hogs

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

Carry On Loving

What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am.

Giada wrote:

Carry On Loving

What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am.

No it was "Love and Death" yours is Raiders of the lost Ark

No! (here's a hint, it was the only word spoken in the whole movie)

No?

I'm a man who loved a woman created by a man. Anything else simply falls short.

Giada wrote:

No?

I'm a man who loved a woman created by a man. Anything else simply falls short.

NO! was "Silent Movie" by Mel Brooks

Yours is M Butterfly 1993

Women, you can't live with them and you can't kill 'em.

Mad Dog and Glory.

The dope was whining about a suit case. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?

Giada wrote:

Mad Dog and Glory.

The dope was whining about a suit case. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?

Home Alone

I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.

Joebert wrote:

I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

""Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"

"Khhhaaannn!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKvzo-sm-cs

Wallstone wrote:

""Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"

A League of their Own ...but I don't know exactly what character said it





"Without a rocket, we're just a dysfunctional family."

c/thru wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

""Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"

A League of their Own ...but I don't know exactly what character said it





"Without a rocket, we're just a dysfunctional family."

It was Jimmy Dugan that said "Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"

"Without a rocket, we're just a dysfunctional family."

The Astronaut Farmer

"I feel as if I'm in a room screaming and no one even looks up."