Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:04 pm
java wrote:
Well, okay, then.
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
java
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:30 pm
Giada wrote:
java wrote:
Well, okay, then.
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
That and 50 cents'll get you a place to park for 10 minutes maybe.
Giada
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:05 pm
java wrote:
Giada wrote:
java wrote:
Well, okay, then.
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
That and 50 cents'll get you a place to park for 10 minutes maybe.
At the boardwalk?
Wallstone
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:17 pm
You should seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting longer than four hours.
Giada
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:36 pm
Wallstone wrote:
You should seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting longer than four hours.
You need Die-Agra!
Wallstone
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:25 pm
Giada wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
You should seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting longer than four hours.
You need Die-Agra!
Especially if you happen to be wearing a toilet paper tube!
Giada
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:24 pm
cardboard falls apart when it gets wet, ya know.
Wallstone
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:32 pm
Giada wrote:
cardboard falls apart when it gets wet, ya know.
I think you're supposed to remove it during sexy time...
Giada
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:43 pm
Wallstone wrote:
Giada wrote:
cardboard falls apart when it gets wet, ya know.
I think you're supposed to remove it during sexy time...
I'm bringin sexy back, yeah.
Wallstone
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:08 pm
Baby got back, yeah.
Giada
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:38 am
OMG, my eyes, my eyes!
A paper should be like a mini skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting.
BMG
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:51 am
Wallstone wrote:
You should seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting longer than four hours.
Yeah...... my attention.
Giada
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:20 am
BMG wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
You should seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting longer than four hours.
Yeah...... my attention.
It has come to my attention...
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
Wallstone
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:42 pm
Giada wrote:
BMG wrote:
Wallstone wrote:
You should seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting longer than four hours.
Yeah...... my attention.
It has come to my attention...
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
Q What do you call a scary erection? A Petrified wood
java
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:52 pm
Let me have my toaster and my teevee and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything, just leave us alone.
Joebert
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:46 pm
Wallstone wrote:
Baby got back, yeah.
OMG! That made me put down the cookie I was eating.
java
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:03 pm
To be, or not to be, — that is the question: — Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?
Giada
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:55 pm
Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
Wallstone
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:54 pm
She sells sea shells down by the seashore.
Giada
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:39 am
Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow.
Joebert
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:12 am
I can't understand you, you are speaking while your head is up your ass...sir.
Giada
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:41 am
Those articles that say married couples have sex every month are just sensationalistic lies perpetrated on the public to sell magazines. It's hooey I tell you, hooey.
java
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:01 pm
He had his head jammed so far up his ass, that it came out his mouth, and he actually thought that he could see again.
Giada
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:08 pm
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country...oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!
Joebert
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:19 am
Press one for English...
Giada
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Subject: Re: go ahead...just say it Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:03 pm
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country...oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!