Woman charged in breast milk assault

I'm not sure why I post stories like this... I guess coz it's the "message board thing to do '
or maybe to celebrate human ingenuity in crisis situations

Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer


Sun Mar 7, 1:04 pm ET
OWENSBORO, Ky. –

A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer
by squirting breast milk at her.

WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor
charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform,
she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer.
Her bond was set at $10,000.

Attack of the Deadly Breast Milk! Was there acid in it? What shit! Let's just clog up the courts with more assinine lawsuits.

Giada wrote:

Attack of the Deadly Breast Milk! Was there acid in it? What shit! Let's just clog up the courts with more assinine lawsuits.

like snow covered rose of sharons?

KK wrote:

Giada wrote:

Attack of the Deadly Breast Milk! Was there acid in it? What shit! Let's just clog up the courts with more assinine lawsuits.

like snow covered rose of sharons?

But that's as legitimate as blocking sun and wind.

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

Giada wrote:

Attack of the Deadly Breast Milk! Was there acid in it? What shit! Let's just clog up the courts with more assinine lawsuits.

like snow covered rose of sharons?

But that's as legitimate as blocking sun and wind.

we sure bring out the weird in people

CCc/thru wrote:

I'm not sure why I post stories like this... I guess coz it's the "message board thing to do '
or maybe to celebrate human ingenuity in crisis situations

Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer


Sun Mar 7, 1:04 pm ET
OWENSBORO, Ky. –

A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer
by squirting breast milk at her.

WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor
charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform,
she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer.
Her bond was set at $10,000.

lmgdmfao

I have no idea what snow covered rose of sharon means...
is that like another slang for nipples ?

That's always the charge they drop in court if they plead guilty to DUI or what ever. But the way the courts are working these day she will plead guilty to jaywalking and get a slap on the wrist.

CCc/thru wrote:

I have no idea what snow covered rose of sharon means...
is that like another slang for nipples ?

Rose of sharon is an ornamental shrub.

BMG wrote:

CCc/thru wrote:

I have no idea what snow covered rose of sharon means...
is that like another slang for nipples ?

Rose of sharon is an ornamental shrub.

CCc/thru wrote:

I have no idea what snow covered rose of sharon means...
is that like another slang for nipples ?

it's a bush or small tree. what we are refering to here is the rose of sharon in our douchebag neighbors yard. they are threatening a lawsuit because it got a little snow blown on it from the snowblower. well they threaten lots of things but we just laugh at them. I think they hate us

You can't be loved by everyone, don't even try.

Joebert wrote:

You can't be loved by everyone, don't even try.

actually i'm trying to piss everyone off. that i seem to be able to do

KK wrote:

Joebert wrote:

You can't be loved by everyone, don't even try.

actually i'm trying to piss everyone off. that i seem to be able to do

sorry... its not working

jjjamesjchrist wrote:

KK wrote:

Joebert wrote:

You can't be loved by everyone, don't even try.

actually i'm trying to piss everyone off. that i seem to be able to do

sorry... its not working

there's always one that falls through the cracks

You talking about wonmens history month?

Joebert wrote:

You talking about wonmens history month?

we always talk about women