Hopeless and Romantic in New York Citywritten by Jen at Dumbasablog.com
October 27, 2010
A warning from co-workers about women who troll internet dating sites prompted
Malik Turner of Harlem to hit the streets in search of love.
The fanny-pack wearing, 40-year-old Romeo posted countless hand-written personal ads
on New York City pay phones hoping his Juliet will heed his call.
In neat penmanship, Malik details the qualities that make him stand out.
The UPS worker likes cats and tigers, loves the color red and riding the train is his hobby.
He's also specific about what he's looking for. The special lady must be white or hispanic,
very promiscuous (into threesomes, 2 girls and 1 guy; or foursomes, 3 girls and 1 guy)
and dress in daisy dukes and spiked heels (5-6 inches high).
While he admits that all he wants is something casual, that doesn't mean he'll hook up with just anyone.
Malik makes it clear that hookers, gold diggers, she-males and dominatrixes need not apply.
LINK to original news article Jen reveiwedWhen hearing of her son's approach to finding love, his mom got angry.
"What did you do, Malik?" she yelled. "What did you do?"
Asked how rigid he was about his ad's criteria, he said, "I'm not interested in anything else."
He is not searching for a fairy tale, or even a long-term relationship.
"I just want casual and promiscuous because I don't want anything serious," he said.
-NYPOST 10,2010