go ahead...just say it

Everybody loves to cha cha cha.

Say it, don't spray it.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl, or was she?

Does anybody really care what time it is?

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who we are
So, we tell them

Wallstone wrote:

Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who we are
So, we tell them

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

"The real owners are the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians, they're an irrelevancy. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They've long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the statehouses, the city halls. They've got the judges in their back pockets. And they own all the big media companies, so that they control just about all of the news and information you hear. They've got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying – lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want; they want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. That's against their interests. They don't want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they're getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. You know what they want? Obedient workers – people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork but just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And, now, they're coming for your Social Security. They want your fucking retirement money. They want it back, so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They'll get it. They'll get it all, sooner or later, because they own this fucking place. It's a big club, and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club."

George Carlin

Wallstone wrote:

"The real owners are the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians, they're an irrelevancy. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They've long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the statehouses, the city halls. They've got the judges in their back pockets. And they own all the big media companies, so that they control just about all of the news and information you hear. They've got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying – lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want; they want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. That's against their interests. They don't want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they're getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. You know what they want? Obedient workers – people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork but just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And, now, they're coming for your Social Security. They want your fucking retirement money. They want it back, so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They'll get it. They'll get it all, sooner or later, because they own this fucking place. It's a big club, and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club."

George Carlin

History, in general, only informs us of what bad government is.
Thomas Jefferson

"In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession." --George W. Bush

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

Joebert wrote:

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

That's right, motherf*%$ker - no sex for YOU!

Shit Happens

So, are we going to play golf, or are you just going to fuck around?

Wallstone wrote:

So, are we going to play golf, or are you just going to fuck around?

So are we going to fuck around or are you just going to play with your balls?

Giada wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

So, are we going to play golf, or are you just going to fuck around?

So are we going to fuck around or are you just going to play with your balls?

I'm awfully fond of my putter!

Wallstone wrote:

Giada wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

So, are we going to play golf, or are you just going to fuck around?

So are we going to fuck around or are you just going to play with your balls?

I'm awfully fond of my putter!

I enjoy my balls being...well maybe I can't say that here.

Joebert wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

Giada wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

So, are we going to play golf, or are you just going to fuck around?

So are we going to fuck around or are you just going to play with your balls?

I'm awfully fond of my putter!

I enjoy my balls being...well maybe I can't say that here.

Scratched?

Giada wrote:

Joebert wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

Giada wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

So, are we going to play golf, or are you just going to fuck around?

So are we going to fuck around or are you just going to play with your balls?

I'm awfully fond of my putter!

I enjoy my balls being...well maybe I can't say that here.

Scratched?

Bounced?

No, no not that...

Joebert wrote:

No, no not that...

tea-bagged?

You kids shut up or I'll pull this car over right now!

Joebert wrote:

You kids shut up or I'll pull this car over right now!

Bang, zoom!

Giada wrote:

Joebert wrote:

You kids shut up or I'll pull this car over right now!

Bang, zoom!

To the moon, Alice!

Wallstone wrote:

Giada wrote:

Joebert wrote:

You kids shut up or I'll pull this car over right now!

Bang, zoom!

To the moon, Alice!

Position is nine-tenths of the law.