What should I be when I grow up?

Hi Cloud 9 crew,

My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.

I wanted to be a Barber,
but I just couldn't cut it.

Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but I just couldn't hack it … so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a Tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it, it was just a so-so job.

Next I tried working at Quik-E Fitness Center,
but that was exhausting.

Later I tried to be a Gourmet Chef,
figured it would add spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.



Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker,
but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician,
but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor,
but I didn't have any patients.

Next was a job in a shoe factory,
I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

Thought about becoming a Witch,
so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a job working for a swimming pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.


Next, I found being an electrician interesting,
but the work was shocking.

After years of trying to find work, I finally got a job as an historian,
until I realised there was no future in it.





What would you suggest ?


Sincerely,
Dennis

it looks like your resume qualifies you for jack of all trades-master of none

yea but can you build a road or a bridge

It takes a village...

life is a huge play ground with no real rules other play nice with others:)

that the way it should be for energy creatures:)

life is a game enjoy it:)

Sounds like you could be president. No qualifications needed as we sadly found out.

Or maybe you could just quit your job and write a book. If Palin did surely you can.

[quote="Joebert"]Or maybe you could just quit your job and write a book. If Palin did surely you can.[/quote


i don't have her legs

[quote="KK"]

Joebert wrote:

Or maybe you could just quit your job and write a book. If Palin did surely you can.[/quote


i don't have her legs

Ya think she wrote the book with her legs? She isn't selling me her F****** book with those legs. There are better books to read then that I'm sure.

[quote="Joebert"]

KK wrote:

Joebert wrote:

Or maybe you could just quit your job and write a book. If Palin did surely you can.[/quote


i don't have her legs

Ya think she wrote the book with her legs? She isn't selling me her F****** book with those legs. There are better books to read then that I'm sure.

i plan on reading it

[quote="KK"]

Joebert wrote:

KK wrote:

Joebert wrote:

Or maybe you could just quit your job and write a book. If Palin did surely you can.[/quote


i don't have her legs

Ya think she wrote the book with her legs? She isn't selling me her F****** book with those legs. There are better books to read then that I'm sure.

i plan on reading it

Should be a short book.

[quote="Joebert"]

KK wrote:

Joebert wrote:

KK wrote:

Joebert wrote:

Or maybe you could just quit your job and write a book. If Palin did surely you can.[/quote


i don't have her legs

Ya think she wrote the book with her legs? She isn't selling me her F****** book with those legs. There are better books to read then that I'm sure.

i plan on reading it

Should be a short book.

400 pages i think

[quote="KK"]

Joebert wrote:

KK wrote:

Joebert wrote:

KK wrote:

Joebert wrote:

Or maybe you could just quit your job and write a book. If Palin did surely you can.[/quote


i don't have her legs

Ya think she wrote the book with her legs? She isn't selling me her F****** book with those legs. There are better books to read then that I'm sure.

i plan on reading it

Should be a short book.

400 pages i think

full of "ey yah and you betchas".

full of "ey yah and you betchas". [/quote]


i'm hoping pictures