Terrorists serving life sentences claim their constitutional right ...

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LEAD STORY:
Even heinous domestic terrorists serving life sentences claim their constitutional right ...
to be free of constipation and hemorrhoids.

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Chuck Shepherd Chuck Shepherd –
Sun May 17, 1:00 am ET

Convicted Oklahoma City bombing conspirator Terry Nichols, now serving a life sentence
in the Florence, Colo., "Supermax" prison, filed a 39-page federal lawsuit in March alleging
unconstitutional "cruel and unusual punishment" because the refined-food, low-fiber meals
give him "chronic constipation (and) bleeding hemorrhoids."

He demanded fresh raw vegetables and other high-fiber foods, necessary to
"keep one's body (i.e., God's holy temple) in good health."

Nichols was joined in the lawsuit by fellow Supermax resident Eric Rudolph (the convicted
abortion-clinic and Atlanta Olympics bomber), who claimed "gas and stomach cramps" and
observed that "our bodies" are "sacred and should be treated as such."




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i'd file his complaint, right in the circular file. this man gave up his rights

Hey, idea, maybe I can sue Domino's Pizza for constipating me.

They should have their 'asshole' removed so they will be nice guys....LOL


( Ok, I sorta stole a version of that line from java )

c/thru wrote:

They should have their 'asshole' removed so they will be nice guys....LOL


( Ok, I sorta stole a version of that line from java )

And here I had been thinking that I just outright went and gave that asshole line to you.

And here I had been thinking that I just outright went and gave that asshole line to you. [/quote]

Shoot the bastards dead and they won't complain as much.

>Nichols was joined in the lawsuit by fellow Supermax resident Eric Rudolph (the convicted
abortion-clinic and Atlanta Olympics bomber), who claimed "gas and stomach cramps" and
observed that "our bodies" are "sacred and should be treated as such." <

I think the bodies of the people these guys blew up were more sacred than theirs.

Sorry guys....no fresh veggies.

they are lucky to even be fed