Never Ending Story ....

Joebert wrote:

........on the third day she saw Ted Kennedy walking down the sidewalk and couldnt restrain herself......WHAM, her red pumps hit 'ol uncle Teddy right in the face. Ted was so astonisned he dropped his bottle of........

...wine and started asking if anyone had seem Mary Jo Kopenchne. Then the famous Senator of Chappauiddick stumbled down the road toward the bridge and...[/quote]

pretending he was John Travolta in Saturday Night Live, proceeded to dance on the bridge and hang from the cables, much to the amusement of fellow passersby, who began to form a crowd. Realizing he had an audience, he...

Giada wrote:

Joebert wrote:

........on the third day she saw Ted Kennedy walking down the sidewalk and couldnt restrain herself......WHAM, her red pumps hit 'ol uncle Teddy right in the face. Ted was so astonisned he dropped his bottle of........

...wine and started asking if anyone had seem Mary Jo Kopenchne. Then the famous Senator of Chappauiddick stumbled down the road toward the bridge and...

pretending he was John Travolta in Saturday Night Live, proceeded to dance on the bridge and hang from the cables, much to the amusement of fellow passersby, who began to form a crowd. Realizing he had an audience, he...[/quote]

........stripped naked and waved his tiny tallywhacker at the crowd. The crowd erupted in a great cheer and cell phone cameras came out of purses and pockets. The crowd was so astonished to see a dancing naked dead man that they........

contacted Ripley's, who responded immediately. when they arrived, they were quite surprised. they thought they had already seen the world's smallest pecker! After the shock and laughter wore off...

Giada wrote:

contacted Ripley's, who responded immediately. when they arrived, they were quite surprised. they thought they had already seen the world's smallest pecker! After the shock and laughter wore off...

...they neasured it -1 inch. It was an inny. So they had to start a whole new category for dancing dead men with small penises. He was numnber 1 but number 2 was...

Joebert wrote:

Giada wrote:

contacted Ripley's, who responded immediately. when they arrived, they were quite surprised. they thought they had already seen the world's smallest pecker! After the shock and laughter wore off...

...they neasured it -1 inch. It was an inny. So they had to start a whole new category for dancing dead men with small penises. He was numnber 1 but number 2 was...

a shock, for it was proven by tape measure, that the King was really a Queen...

Giada wrote:

a shock, for it was proven by tape measure, that the King was really a Queen...

"not true" said the King.... the tape measure was very cold, remembering the episode from Seinfeld
and thinking George was a mastermind, in his own mind, of deception. .....

Madison wrote:

"not true" said the King.... the tape measure was very cold, remembering the episode from Seinfeld
and thinking George was a mastermind, in his own mind, of deception. .....

Isn't that the way of deception, such as it's noted that the same person who will lie for you, will most likely also lie to you. George carries on, fully loaded with excuses for bad behavior ...

Madison wrote:

Madison wrote:

"not true" said the King.... the tape measure was very cold, remembering the episode from Seinfeld
and thinking George was a mastermind, in his own mind, of deception. .....

Isn't that the way of deception, such as it's noted that the same person who will lie for you, will most likely also lie to you. George carries on, fully loaded with excuses for bad behavior ...

Fresh off his stint as an obama speech writer and publicist, where he had honed his skills of lies and deciepts, George decided to