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KK
Number of posts : 8316
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:02 pm | |
| ...Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want. He then sat down and...[/quote]dialed up the Wolfman Jack show on his interdimensional time transponder radio which could pick up radio waves from the future. Soon everybody was listening to Wolfman Jack while enjoying enormous pieces of the enormous beast of the enormous feast, and becoming enormous. Anastasia asked Amelia if she would like a piece of...[/quote] my heart now baby , break ak break another piece of my heart now won't you yea. when out on the roof top what should appear? a ........... | |
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java
Number of posts : 3126 pennies : 2097 Rep : 58
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:31 pm | |
| - KK wrote:
- ... my heart now baby , break ak break another piece of my heart now won't you yea. when out on the roof top what should appear? a ...........
large number of miniature Chinese alien flying saucers, each containing a small quanity of milk. The milk was just the right temperature to wash down the enormous beast and then the real drinking began with flagons of ale and mead distributed throughout the hall. Anastasia... | |
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jjjamesjchrist
Age : 37 Location : long island, ny Hobbies : lexi Humor : yes Super Powers : levitation and mesmerization Number of posts : 885 pennies : 741 Rep : 120
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:46 pm | |
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- KK wrote:
- ... my heart now baby , break ak break another piece of my heart now won't you yea. when out on the roof top what should appear? a ...........
large number of miniature Chinese alien flying saucers, each containing a small quanity of milk. The milk was just the right temperature to wash down the enormous beast and then the real drinking began with flagons of ale and mead distributed throughout the hall. Anastasia... realized that too much mead causes one to dance lustily on tables and lose their underwear somehow and have an overweaning urge to kiss amelia right then and there which of course mesmerized the revelers until their reverie was broken by the entrance of a giant green knight who just happend to love 50's rock and wolfman jack. in fact, so enamored was he of yon music and wenches that he declared.... | |
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KK
Location : New York Super Powers : poastwhore Number of posts : 8316 pennies : 7853 Rep : 354
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:32 am | |
| realized that too much mead causes one to dance lustily on tables and lose their underwear somehow and have an overweaning urge to kiss amelia right then and there which of course mesmerized the revelers until their reverie was broken by the entrance of a giant green knight who just happend to love 50's rock and wolfman jack. in fact, so enamored was he of yon music and wenches that he declared....[/quote]
Tonight is oldies night. So comb back your DA's and slip on your ....... | |
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Giada
Location : Happy Hour Humor : Good Number of posts : 2011 pennies : 2069 Rep : 154
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:06 pm | |
| yer blue suede shoes cuz tonite Elvis is in the house! A great jitterbug contest began, giving Anastasia a chance to escape unnoticed into the night to find her true purpose... | |
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java
Number of posts : 3126 pennies : 2097 Rep : 58
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:08 pm | |
| - Giada wrote:
- yer blue suede shoes cuz tonite Elvis is in the house! A great jitterbug contest began, giving Anastasia a chance to escape unnoticed into the night to find her true purpose...
. The night was cool and crisp and dark and the Moon had still not risen as she walked down the starlit path towards what, she knew not yet. Ahead of her on the well-trodden trail, she was mildly but not unpleasantly surprised to behold... | |
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Giada
Location : Happy Hour Humor : Good Number of posts : 2011 pennies : 2069 Rep : 154
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:28 pm | |
| - java wrote:
- Giada wrote:
- yer blue suede shoes cuz tonite Elvis is in the house! A great jitterbug contest began, giving Anastasia a chance to escape unnoticed into the night to find her true purpose...
. The night was cool and crisp and dark and the Moon had still not risen as she walked down the starlit path towards what, she knew not yet. Ahead of her on the well-trodden trail, she was mildly but not unpleasantly surprised to behold... that Amelia and the giant green knight, whose name was Emerald, had left the Elvis partee and had been searching for her. The three friends were so happy that they hugged and kissed and before they knew it, they had... | |
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KK
Location : New York Super Powers : poastwhore Number of posts : 8316 pennies : 7853 Rep : 354
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:15 pm | |
| that Amelia and the giant green knight, whose name was Emerald, had left the Elvis partee and had been searching for her. The three friends were so happy that they hugged and kissed and before they knew it, they had...[/quote]a threesome (okay uou knew if I responded that is where it was going) When they undressed it was revealed emerald had a ruby tip which seemed to ..... | |
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java
Number of posts : 3126 pennies : 2097 Rep : 58
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:46 pm | |
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- a threesome (okay uou knew if I responded that is where it was going) When they undressed it was revealed emerald had a ruby tip which seemed to .....
glow as if by some unknown majicks, as if it had some kind of inner light of it's own. Brighter and brighter it glowed, until, suddenly, ... | |
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KK
Location : New York Super Powers : poastwhore Number of posts : 8316 pennies : 7853 Rep : 354
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:46 pm | |
| - java wrote:
- KK wrote:
- a threesome (okay uou knew if I responded that is where it was going) When they undressed it was revealed emerald had a ruby tip which seemed to .....
glow as if by some unknown majicks, as if it had some kind of inner light of it's own. Brighter and brighter it glowed, until, suddenly, ... their filament burned out. Emerald always was a little premature. so they pulled out their trusty .... | |
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Wallstone
Location : Central Maryland Hobbies : marine biology/architecture Humor : You be the judge Number of posts : 1000 pennies : 869 Rep : 41
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:33 am | |
| - KK wrote:
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- a threesome (okay uou knew if I responded that is where it was going) When they undressed it was revealed emerald had a ruby tip which seemed to .....
glow as if by some unknown majicks, as if it had some kind of inner light of it's own. Brighter and brighter it glowed, until, suddenly, ... their filament burned out. Emerald always was a little premature. so they pulled out their trusty .... Bic pens and wrote... | |
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KK
Location : New York Super Powers : poastwhore Number of posts : 8316 pennies : 7853 Rep : 354
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:44 pm | |
| quote]their filament burned out. Emerald always was a little premature. so they pulled out their trusty ....[/quote] Bic pens and wrote...[/quote] a list of things to do before they headed off for .... | |
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java
Number of posts : 3126 pennies : 2097 Rep : 58
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:44 pm | |
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Bic pens and wrote... a list of things to do before they headed off for .... Oz again. On the Yellow Brick Road, they encountered a bunch of jiveass jazz monkeys who lured them away from the path with siren songs and into the trees. The trees wrapped themselves around... | |
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KK
Location : New York Super Powers : poastwhore Number of posts : 8316 pennies : 7853 Rep : 354
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:33 pm | |
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- their filament burned out. Emerald always was a little premature. so they pulled out their trusty ....
Bic pens and wrote... a list of things to do before they headed off for .... Oz again. On the Yellow Brick Road, they encountered a bunch of jiveass jazz monkeys who lured them away from the path with siren songs and into the trees. The trees wrapped themselves around... their bodies like triffids. they stuggled and looked for a method of escape but all they found was.... | |
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Wallstone
Location : Central Maryland Hobbies : marine biology/architecture Humor : You be the judge Number of posts : 1000 pennies : 869 Rep : 41
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:51 pm | |
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- their filament burned out. Emerald always was a little premature. so they pulled out their trusty ....
Bic pens and wrote... a list of things to do before they headed off for .... Oz again. On the Yellow Brick Road, they encountered a bunch of jiveass jazz monkeys who lured them away from the path with siren songs and into the trees. The trees wrapped themselves around... their bodies like triffids. they stuggled and looked for a method of escape but all they found was.... this stupid t-shirt! Which said, "I'm with..." | |
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KK
Location : New York Super Powers : poastwhore Number of posts : 8316 pennies : 7853 Rep : 354
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:56 pm | |
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- their filament burned out. Emerald always was a little premature. so they pulled out their trusty ....
Bic pens and wrote... a list of things to do before they headed off for .... Oz again. On the Yellow Brick Road, they encountered a bunch of jiveass jazz monkeys who lured them away from the path with siren songs and into the trees. The trees wrapped themselves around... their bodies like triffids. they stuggled and looked for a method of escape but all they found was.... this stupid t-shirt! Which said, "I'm with..." some jive ass monkey. and all of a sudden it became clear. they had been caught up in a vortex. a figment of their imagination. they were prisoners of their own minds and the only way to escape it was ..... | |
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c/thru
Blurts : What is this decade called ? Location : almost Mile High Hobbies : Freedom Tracker Humor : floating under a delicate layer of apathy Super Powers : can turn water into ice Number of posts : 3049 pennies : 3303 Rep : 123
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:14 am | |
| - KK wrote:
- some jive ass monkey. and all of a sudden it became clear. they had been caught up in a vortex. a figment of their imagination. they were prisoners of their own minds and the only way to escape it was .....
to study the amazing features of their left hand and repeat the mantra : Change is good, change is good .... | |
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KK
Location : New York Super Powers : poastwhore Number of posts : 8316 pennies : 7853 Rep : 354
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:59 am | |
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- some jive ass monkey. and all of a sudden it became clear. they had been caught up in a vortex. a figment of their imagination. they were prisoners of their own minds and the only way to escape it was .....
to study the amazing features of their left hand and repeat the mantra : Change is good, change is good .... but change is putting us deeper in debt. And with that they realized maybe they didn't want to return to a world of turmoil, Maybe they didn't want to return to a world of unemployement, war and debt. perhaps they sould stay awile longer and look for the true meaning of ..... | |
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java
Number of posts : 3126 pennies : 2097 Rep : 58
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:22 pm | |
| - KK wrote:
- c/thru wrote:
- KK wrote:
- some jive ass monkey. and all of a sudden it became clear. they had been caught up in a vortex. a figment of their imagination. they were prisoners of their own minds and the only way to escape it was .....
to study the amazing features of their left hand and repeat the mantra : Change is good, change is good .... but change is putting us deeper in debt. And with that they realized maybe they didn't want to return to a world of turmoil, Maybe they didn't want to return to a world of unemployement, war and debt. perhaps they sould stay awile longer and look for the true meaning of ..... Halloween. The Wicked Witch of the West and the Good Witch of the East both agreed that was a great idea, so they both made popcorn balls and candy apples, but, into the candy apples, the Wicked Witch put... | |
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KK
Location : New York Super Powers : poastwhore Number of posts : 8316 pennies : 7853 Rep : 354
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:02 pm | |
| - java wrote:
- KK wrote:
- c/thru wrote:
- KK wrote:
- some jive ass monkey. and all of a sudden it became clear. they had been caught up in a vortex. a figment of their imagination. they were prisoners of their own minds and the only way to escape it was .....
to study the amazing features of their left hand and repeat the mantra : Change is good, change is good .... but change is putting us deeper in debt. And with that they realized maybe they didn't want to return to a world of turmoil, Maybe they didn't want to return to a world of unemployement, war and debt. perhaps they sould stay awile longer and look for the true meaning of ..... Halloween. The Wicked Witch of the West and the Good Witch of the East both agreed that was a great idea, so they both made popcorn balls and candy apples, but, into the candy apples, the Wicked Witch put... razor blades. but in a moment of extreme hunger she grabed one of those apples and ..... | |
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Giada
Location : Happy Hour Humor : Good Number of posts : 2011 pennies : 2069 Rep : 154
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:02 pm | |
| Sliced her own throat. Before she bled to death, a house fell out of the sky and dropped on her, and she shriveled up disappeared, all except her blue suede boots (hey, she was a fashionista). The boots could only be removed by a great lover of haute couteur of which Anastasia and her friends knew nothing. Suddenly, out of the tulip field skipped... | |
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KK
Location : New York Super Powers : poastwhore Number of posts : 8316 pennies : 7853 Rep : 354
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:00 pm | |
| - Giada wrote:
- Sliced her own throat. Before she bled to death, a house fell out of the sky and dropped on her, and she shriveled up disappeared, all except her blue suede boots (hey, she was a fashionista). The boots could only be removed by a great lover of haute couteur of which Anastasia and her friends knew nothing. Suddenly, out of the tulip field skipped...
Richard simmons. who is now sweating to his own oldies and was wearing a ..... | |
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BMG
Location : Dont know......I'm lost Humor : Twisted Number of posts : 2571 pennies : 2320 Rep : 79
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:14 pm | |
| - KK wrote:
- Giada wrote:
- Sliced her own throat. Before she bled to death, a house fell out of the sky and dropped on her, and she shriveled up disappeared, all except her blue suede boots (hey, she was a fashionista). The boots could only be removed by a great lover of haute couteur of which Anastasia and her friends knew nothing. Suddenly, out of the tulip field skipped...
Richard simmons. who is now sweating to his own oldies and was wearing a ..... pink bunny outfit just like Ralphie got from his aunt in A Christmas Story. Richard shouldnt have been running in his bunny outfit though because he tripped and fell, striking his head on a......... | |
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KK
Location : New York Super Powers : poastwhore Number of posts : 8316 pennies : 7853 Rep : 354
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:03 pm | |
| pink bunny outfit just like Ralphie got from his aunt in A Christmas Story. Richard shouldnt have been running in his bunny outfit though because he tripped and fell, striking his head on a.........[/quote] a vibrating carrot his motehr always told him not to run with that thing he might....... | |
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BMG
Location : Dont know......I'm lost Humor : Twisted Number of posts : 2571 pennies : 2320 Rep : 79
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:32 pm | |
| - KK wrote:
- pink bunny outfit just like Ralphie got from his aunt in A Christmas Story. Richard shouldnt have been running in his bunny outfit though because he tripped and fell, striking his head on a.........
a vibrating carrot his motehr always told him not to run with that thing he might.......[/quote] fall with it and PUT HIS EYE OUT. Ralphie had already put one eye out with his Red Ryder 1500 shot range model air rifle with the compass in the stock, so he couldnt afford to lose his other eye. He needed it to watch for the Bumpus's dogs and shoot them with his Red Ryder 1500 shot range model air rifle with the compass in the stock when they came into his back yard to poop. Ralphies dad said if he could keep the dogs out of their yard he would buy him a........ | |
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KK
Location : New York Super Powers : poastwhore Number of posts : 8316 pennies : 7853 Rep : 354
| Subject: Re: Never Ending Story .... Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:54 pm | |
| - BMG wrote:
- KK wrote:
- pink bunny outfit just like Ralphie got from his aunt in A Christmas Story. Richard shouldnt have been running in his bunny outfit though because he tripped and fell, striking his head on a.........
a vibrating carrot his motehr always told him not to run with that thing he might....... fall with it and PUT HIS EYE OUT. Ralphie had already put one eye out with his Red Ryder 1500 shot range model air rifle with the compass in the stock, so he couldnt afford to lose his other eye. He needed it to watch for the Bumpus's dogs and shoot them with his Red Ryder 1500 shot range model air rifle with the compass in the stock when they came into his back yard to poop. Ralphies dad said if he could keep the dogs out of their yard he would buy him a........[/quote] PTRS -41. that way he could kee the neighbors away as well and if ever needed he could..... | |
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