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PostSubject: Dear Abby,   Dear Abby, Icon_minitimeFri Nov 12, 2010 6:33 am

I'll never have a chance with any gal who knows anything about him and knows he's my brother.

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PostSubject: Re: Dear Abby,   Dear Abby, Icon_minitimeFri Nov 12, 2010 6:00 pm

the sole reason G0d created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men
(1 Corinthians 11:9)

G0d determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs
(Genesis 2:18-22)

Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3)

It stands to reason, though, that once men enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they will be one with G0d,
and will no longer be lonely and in need of mortal companionship.

Thus, the reason behind having women will no longer exist.
Women, like the members of the animal kingdom, will fall by the wayside."




Pastor Deacon warned the congregation that there was no reason to be alarmed.
"Dr. Edwards' G0dly and anointed conclusions still need to be formalized by the Board of Deacons," he assured.
"I am certain that our team of religious experts will find some way to tippy-toe around these Scriptures."



Some of the women present to hear the report were visibly shaken. A teary eyed church Sister
said through choked sobs, "I've heard of colored women not having souls... but me? NO! This is outrageous !!






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PostSubject: Re: Dear Abby,   Dear Abby, Icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 11:35 pm

does that mean we don't get sex in heaven?
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