Dear Edelwiess ( hijacked- Moved to GD )

c/thru wrote:

silversunpickup wrote:

who's Ethel ?

LOG IN more often and you would know these things

I'm here almost every day and I dont know either.

silversunpickup wrote:

who's Ethel ?

grain alcohol

c/thru wrote:

silversunpickup wrote:

who's Ethel ?

LOG IN more often and you would know these things

some of us, clears throat, are serious about getting good grades

"...ah but you can learn a lot on the Internet..." remarks Jats thinking back to his mature student days "...like poverty could be wiped out in a stroke if we all really wanted it, if you do the math, as could war, as could many things, Utopia though is just a dream of Hollywood while us human beings exist..." Jats demonstrates with the help of an old TV script the chameleon has just lifted and smiles finally getting to use his much loved 'chimp with a gun' in perfect context...

Mulder: "You know, I think I'm beginning to see the problem here. You say that most people make the wrong wishes, right?"
Jenn: "Without fail. It's like giving a chimpanzee a revolver."
Mulder: "This is because they make their wishes solely for personal gain."
Jenn: "Could be."
Mulder: "So the trick would be to make a wish that's totally altruistic. That's for everyone. So, um... I wish for peace on earth."
Jenn: "Peace on earth. That's it?"
Mulder: "What the hell's wrong with that? You can't do it?"
Jenn: "No. I can. It's done."
[He realises that all traffic sounds outside have disappeared]
Mulder: "Oh, crap."
[The street is full of empty cars and buses as the human population is gone]
Mulder: "I guess I should have seen this coming! Very good. Jinni? Jinni, whatever the hell your name is..."
Jenn: "Yes?"
Mulder: "What the hell is this?"
Jenn: "It's what you asked for. Peace on earth. Listen."
Mulder: "You know damn well that's not what I meant."
Jenn: "You didn't specify."
Mulder: "This has nothing to do with specificity. You don't have to wipe out the entire population of the whole planet just to effect a little peace on earth and goodwill towards men."
Jenn: "You didn't say goodwill towards men. So you expect me to change the hearts of six billion people? No religion in history has been able to pull that off. Not Allah or Buddha or Christ. But you'd like me to do that in your name? So... what? You can feel real good about yourself?"
Mulder: "Did I say that? I didn't say that."
Jenn: "Mm, how grotesquely egotistical of you. I bet you wish you hadn't made your first wish."
Mulder: "Yes, I do, since you butchered the intent of that wish so completely. And another thing — I think you've got a really horrible attitude. I guess that comes from being rolled up in a rug for the last 500 years. But we're not all that stupid. We're not all chimpanzees with revolvers. I think there's another possibility here and that's just that you're a bitch."

ahhh "Je Souhaite" my 2nd favorite X-Files episode



here's more on the wishes she obligedly granted:

Quote :

Mulder:
Then there is the interesting way in which Mr. Flanken died.

Scully:
How's that?

Mulder:
Chronic morbid tumescence.

Scully:
You don't mean what I think you mean?

Mulder:
Scha-wing. On April 4, 1978, he was admitted to Gateway Memorial Hospital with
an extreme priapic condition. Apparently, he was quite the specimen. They had to raise
the doorframe in order to wheel him into his hospital room.

my #1 favorite X-Files episode is "Kill Switch"




good grief....I've talked about both these episodes before around here...
now all my youtube links are "copyright - removed" and I can't even find
a decent pic of Invisigoth

reminds me of a post I made before...

Quote :

my cock, it is large.

"...it works then... must be handy amongst all these 'jocks' here, just the seduction techniques to work on next, any tips? Unless you have already found your 'Lois'... is that what women want then, a big cock, or is that just what men think they want, as many try to be it, still if you are bought up on modern day porn it won't be long until it's the end of the human race as no woman will get pregnant ever again, every teenager thinking you finish by pulling it out and coming on her face..."

Jats wrote:

reminds me of a post I made before...

Quote :

my cock, it is large.

"...it works then... must be handy amongst all these 'jocks' here, just the seduction techniques to work on next, any tips? Unless you have already found your 'Lois'... is that what women want then, a big cock, or is that just what men think they want, as many try to be it, still if you are bought up on modern day porn it won't be long until it's the end of the human race as no woman will get pregnant ever again, every teenager thinking you finish by pulling it out and coming on her face..."

dammit....we're doing it again

first...we gotta move these last few posts off Edelweiss's thread
and second.... now you just woke up Ms. Madison when you said the P word

Jats wrote:

reminds me of a post I made before...

Quote :

my cock, it is large.

"...it works then... must be handy amongst all these 'jocks' here, just the seduction techniques to work on next, any tips? Unless you have already found your 'Lois'... is that what women want then, a big cock, or is that just what men think they want, as many try to be it, still if you are bought up on modern day porn it won't be long until it's the end of the human race as no woman will get pregnant ever again, every teenager thinking you finish by pulling it out and coming on her face..."

and i though they were just teaching safe sex

c/thru wrote:

dammit....we're doing it again

the chameleon smiles his mischievous grin "...so would you play Chess with me c/thru..." he ponders though knowing JATS would never let the game finish, disrupting the game constantly, as he puts his coat on now still hoping he will bump into his Scully then

Jats wrote:

c/thru wrote:

dammit....we're doing it again

the chameleon smiles his mischievous grin "...so would you play Chess with me c/thru..." he ponders though knowing JATS would never let the game finish, disrupting the game constantly, as he puts his coat on now still hoping he will bump into his Scully then

so are you any good at chess?

"...face to face I am ok, on-line I am a Grand champion, unless their computer is better than mine and my eldest beat me too for the first time at the age of eleven, fair and square, having never giving him any quarter in that life lesson, which helped him be the junior school champion and still able to beat his peers, tho was I upset at my defeat, far from it, I couldn't have been prouder, as I will be when his little brother beats me next, and then onto his big brother to best..."

Jats wrote:

"...face to face I am ok, on-line I am a Grand champion, unless their computer is better than mine and my eldest beat me too for the first time at the age of eleven, fair and square, having never giving him any quarter in that life lesson, which helped him be the junior school champion and still able to beat his peers, tho was I upset at my defeat, far from it, I couldn't have been prouder, as I will be when his little brother beats me next, and then onto his big brother to best..."

well great.... I read all that as " I will cheat by consulting chess analytical software before every move"


I just play...if I lose, I still learn something .... I do read tips and try to apply them, trying to learn all the lingo and such...but I never run my games through an analyzer

I am still very much a beginner, we play offline quite a bit and have started a collection of cool boards & peices
...I recently bought a personal set of purple and of pink peices off ebay ... so cute


I'm off to work in about an hour .... so I'll talk to you later about where we are registered and play at,
not full members there but the free accounts allow for many game options ..and nothing to download

Morning Edelweiss....ooopppss. we did it again... I'll move the hijack stuff

Edelweiss...thanks for the watercress soup...I added a splash of ricemilk and I am drinking the last cup right now

hint-hint

c/thru wrote:

Edelweiss...thanks for the watercress soup...I added a splash of ricemilk and I am drinking the last cup right now

hint-hint

There is always more Irish watercress soup at my house...hint***hint :

c/thru wrote:

Morning Edelweiss....ooopppss. we did it again... I'll move the hijack stuff

hey, where did all my posts go?

KK wrote:

c/thru wrote:

Morning Edelweiss....ooopppss. we did it again... I'll move the hijack stuff

hey, where did all my posts go?

haha...they're all here...you're just kidding right ? I wouldn't want you to think
I would delete anyone posts....

well, I did delete a few of alivegenies once... s/he made like 4 of the same post


I almost stuck both of alivegenies same name accounts in the Bidet' for awhile, just for fun

nice Edelwiess...those must be from the cartoon illustrations you mentioned for
one of your Il Divo Diva friends

c/thru wrote:

KK wrote:

c/thru wrote:

Morning Edelweiss....ooopppss. we did it again... I'll move the hijack stuff

hey, where did all my posts go?

haha...they're all here...you're just kidding right ? I wouldn't want you to think
I would delete anyone posts....

well, I did delete a few of alivegenies once... s/he made like 4 of the same post


I almost stuck both of alivegenies same name accounts in the Bidet' for awhile, just for fun

never mind, i was just angling for reparations