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Jats



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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff...   Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:02 am

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So what do you do for a living jatsman?

"...so much for a morning off then..." Jats wipes the sweat from his brow "...although it seems like there is never a day off now, always working, but not then..." as the adjoining neighbours Leylandis, horrible things, lay all logged up neatly on the floor now as Jats and his next door neighbour appreciate the wealth of light flooding into their gardens, agreeing it was handy them moving out last week then, and so finish seizing the opportunity grabbed with chainsaws in hand that are cooling down on the bench in the glorious sunshine "...though he can keep the wood, I'm more discerning these days...shorts on then, more work to be done then..." as the chameleon knows that a writer is working when he is just staring out of the window you see, as he writes, therefore being a writer then


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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff...   Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:30 am

video rants hey...

"...maybe you should do a video rant about it like Ms Alexandra Wallace did then, not that this is the original that went viral after one or two forums found it, causing the Dean of UCLA to issue a statement that this was not the views of the college, but one of the many copies along with many of the replies, parodies, re-mixes now, and it even made the news too in some states of the yoo s a where Alexandra has since quit UCLA to pursue her modelling career we hear which she seems well qualified for..." as Jats awaits his fifteen minutes of infamy now then too

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff...   Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:29 pm

Jats wrote:
video rants hey...

"...maybe you should do a video rant about it like Ms Alexandra Wallace did then, not that this is the original that went viral after one or two forums found it, causing the Dean of UCLA to issue a statement that this was not the views of the college, but one of the many copies along with many of the replies, parodies, re-mixes now, and it even made the news too in some states of the yoo s a where Alexandra has since quit UCLA to pursue her modelling career we hear which she seems well qualified for..." as Jats awaits his fifteen minutes of infamy now then too


I just saw, like 4 minutes ago, the viral youtube of "Tornado Boy" ...and reminded myself to keep working
on a few "interent characters" I have roughly developed ....LOL


as for the vid you posted, a critique, if you will:

Ummmm, doing porn and car shows is not the same as being a model

Unless she's going for that scandalous 15 minutes as an intern,
I'd say abandoning her Poli-Sci degree was a good call

As an American, I would like to have my name included in the disclaimer

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff...   Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:58 pm

and Jats nips in to see how things are progressing then with a repost, where I hope I have heard this for the last time, though I doubt it...

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no one gives a fuck

and Jats re-appears after enjoying the glorious sunshine here and being busy with JATS "...you would think so by now xxxx, but the numbers keep going up where I am famous for it now, don't you know..." as Jats here is concerned that xxxx is regressing again "...for there has to be something to read now and again from the norm where some of us try to stem the flow with random dashes of intellectualism then, whereas some prefer to be famous for just being fucking annoying, and so the choice is to be an apple, or an orange then...though I think I would rather be the knife myself..." as Jats arches an eyebrow at the view counts now

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff...   Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:45 pm

repost, from a writers site...

Bosey wrote:
Man, you remind me of a time when I was obsessed with using commas. I would also like to say: what?

Jats reappears after being far too busy with JATS and enjoying the weather "...you asked for a Wilde quote. I gave you one and you reply with 'what?'..." making Jats think he may have stumbled onto one of his troll sites by mistake for a second "...and as for the rest, seeing as you insist, welcome to my world now then..." and Jats picks Bosey up by the hair with one hand, his feet with the other, then squashes him flat before rolling him up into a ball in the palm of his hand "...see there are no rules here Bosey, you write as you like..." bouncing Bosey along now with the skill of a Harlem Globetrotter as Jats walks along idly unexplaining further "...commas can come as you please, quotes, ellipses, full stops can go where you like, make words up even, as long as it's consistent..." Jats bounces Bosey on the spot a little and then shoots him deftly into the air where a passing eagle picks him up by one claw and soars him off above the Alaskan mountains for a bit then drops him into the back seat of a passing bi-plane "...See..." Jats screams over the roar of the engine, turning round shoving his face right up to Bosey's rotundity while steering the plane with his left foot "...your readers will get used to it, after post after post, unless they are writers of course, they are the worst, constrained by their convention...well, second to trolls that is..." as Jats sends the plane into a dive straight down into a giant pelicans beak and out through its arse emerging in Regents Park as the Horse Guards passed. "...Taxi..." yells Jats, whereupon an Ice cream truck instantly appears, and Jats helps himself to a couple of Ice creams "...Nuts with that? You must have some nuts Bosey...they are delightful..." Jats murmers, taking a lick, then whispers "...you see Bosey..." still bouncing beside him "...the only thing that can stop you is the limits of your imagination..." and with that Jats kicks Bosey back to his own little world adding "...that was fun. Your turn then..."

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff...   Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:14 pm

and Jats pops in, feeding his addiction, seeing how this re-hab is going in its desperation chuckling as this time of year brings them all out again...a repost then

"...it's surprising how quick the technological wonder goes from a modern miracle to fucking useless pain in the arse that doesn't work in about... thirty minutes, that's usually the cut off point from opening the box and being amazed at this modern miracle quickly followed by 'work you bastard' at the slightest delay to the eventual breakdown..." comments Jats missing his old silent mouse now, that had given up the ghost, where an old spare one fished out from the draw annoys him with every clickety click as Jats types upon his return from the local shop to get bread and milk having been mobbed by Jehovahs witnesses, on the prowl in his town again, and after asking them if he could convert them to Atheism instead Jats looked down at a brainwashed kid of about eight, or ten, standing nervously at her mothers side and said unto her 'hey kid, there is no god' with the hope that one day those few words will set her free from the clean cut paragons of virtue that then scuttled away and had woke him about an hour before by banging on his door at such an ungodly hour in an attempt to spread their message of goodwill 

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff...   Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:35 am

("...yes, they're trying to save your eternal soul on forumland..." replied the goblin, explaining "...I mean it's hard enough when one is arguing that "it's predestination, not evolution, for everything one see, while then stating it's the opposite, that of free will and not predestination for humans alone", only to now have that confounded by having an internet where it can't be either, neither evolution nor predestination if simply because it is not here anyway, in fact, nothing is here beyond letters and pictures now...")

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"Be careful about attributing madness, goblin," uttered the warchief. "Madness is in every one of us, and it can be like gravity; needing only a little push. MWAHAHAHAHA!"

"...ah yes, one must be mad to write, for sane people neither can nor care to, so the only question that remains is how well does one catch ones madness in ones words, where the writer seems to dance his mind back and forth between those to two states of vision and portrayal, actually it's funny how all one ever gets to see are mere footprints on the page of where his mind has been..."



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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff...   Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:13 pm

and so Jats enjoys his madness some more then, the first trick being to admit it, then seeing his thread flick to the top again by it while prompting more frenzied clickety clicking no doubt in the desperation to win while losing sight of the prize "...I love that sound, that click click you hear in the distance, or around a hidden corner where the head automatically turns to see, an ingrained involuntary response now after all those years of training and having to be careful now as son no.2 is spotting me do it laughing at his Dad perving he calls it, though its only perving if she doesn't fancy you I reply, otherwise it's called flirting..." as Jats thinks back now to the one time he tried "...no I don't know how they do it with such poise and elegance tip toeing along in boot and shoe enjoying that feeling of empowerment I'm told, whatever the reasons, I'm just glad they do and can contin