OMG, this is so funny & sad at the same time

Beer-buzzed boy, 4, wanted to visit jailed dad
Mom says he got drunk, stole girl's dress because he 'wants to go to jail'

Thurs., Dec . 17, 2009
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn.

Tennessee investigators say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming his neighborhood in the night,
drinking beer and wearing a little girl's dress taken from under a neighbor's Christmas tree.

The child's mother, 21-year-old April Wright, told WTVC-TV that the boy
"wants to go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

Wright said she and the boy's father are going though a divorce.



The boy, found outside his house in Chattanooga on Tuesday, was taken to a hospital
and treated for alcohol consumption.

Hamilton County Sheriff's Department spokeswoman Janice Atkinson said the incident is
being investigated but the department declined to release the report.

The boy's mother said she met with child protective services and was told she will get to
keep custody of her son.




source: all over the net

I'm not buying it. I think he is really a cross dressing alcoholic and this excuse is a cover up.

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KK wrote:

I'm not buying it. I think he is really a cross dressing alcoholic and this excuse is a cover up.

it's always the parents fault ... but there may still be hope,
he'll start kindergarten next year ... the public school system will straighten him out

Maybe they should let the kid visit his dad at the jail?

What's the problem he wasn't even driving. But he wil be with his dad soon enough.

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KK wrote:

I'm not buying it. I think he is really a cross dressing alcoholic and this excuse is a cover up.

it's always the parents fault ... but there may still be hope,
he'll start kindergarten next year ... the public school system will straighten him out [/quotyou're probably right. it works wonders in the ghetto's

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c/thru wrote:

KK wrote:

I'm not buying it. I think he is really a cross dressing alcoholic and this excuse is a cover up.

it's always the parents fault ... but there may still be hope,
he'll start kindergarten next year ... the public school system will straighten him out [/quotyou're probably right. it works wonders in the ghetto's

I think in this case it is the parents fault. I woud have been keeping my eyes on that little son of a gun and kept the keys in my pocket and the liquor cabinet locked.

Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.

Giada wrote:

Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.

so that's briana's issue, what about everyone else

Giada wrote:

Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.

Guess that's why they call it dope!

Giada wrote:

Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.

If I ever need help translating ebonics I'm coming to you.

I'm glad he didn't get into the guns

BMG wrote:

Giada wrote:

Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.

If I ever need help translating ebonics I'm coming to you.

BMG wrote:

Giada wrote:

Well, mama wadn't payin no 'ttention on account she was smokin weed wid her inbred boifren and drinkin da hooch she distilled in da outhouse.

If I ever need help translating ebonics I'm coming to you.

Here you go -

If I ever need he`p translating ebonix I'm coming ta ya. and shit.