Racy Question: Would You Try This Musical Vibrator

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Friday, 08/14/2009 at 2:17 PM 20 Comments Picture this: Late one night, you're hanging out alone at home. You're listening to your favorite song, and suddenly feel frisky. Would you use this musical vibrator?

Freestyle is a rad new wireless musical vibrator. You either attach it to your or stereo, or set it to "wireless," so you can move and dance around as much as you want. (And it's OK to splish-splash around it, for those of you who love baths and showers.)

The crazy part? The vibrations catch the beat of the music, so if you're listening to something fast by The Shins or Bruce Springsteen, the vibes will be intense, and if you pick a slow and dreamy song, like Keane or Marvin Gaye, it will be softer and slower.

Amazing, right? Would you guys try this musical vibrator?

where are we supposed to stick it?

KK wrote:

where are we supposed to stick it?

Bend over let me see you shake your tailfeather.

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

where are we supposed to stick it?

Bend over let me see you shake your tailfeather.

Exit only!!! Exit only!!!

Wallstone wrote:

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

where are we supposed to stick it?

Bend over let me see you shake your tailfeather.

Exit only!!! Exit only!!!

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

where are we supposed to stick it?

Bend over let me see you shake your tailfeather.

blonde hair, brown eye?

I thought the "musical vibrator" had already been invented:

"Do not block this end hole" - sage advice, indeed!

What are your thoughts on colonoscopy?

rec's all through this thread

Giada wrote:

What are your thoughts on colonoscopy?

I try not to think about it! Actually, it's a necessary evil. However, I found the cleansing "prep" to be worse than the actual procedure.

The best part is having all those radiology students looking at my ass.

java wrote:

The best part is having all those radiology students looking at my ass.

That's the part I enjoyed most. I had two student nurses watching and they looked like the where in high school. About half way through I ask them if they were enjoying the show.

Giada wrote:

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Friday, 08/14/2009 at 2:17 PM 20 Comments Picture this: Late one night, you're hanging out alone at home. You're listening to your favorite song, and suddenly feel frisky. Would you use this musical vibrator?

Freestyle is a rad new wireless musical vibrator. You either attach it to your or stereo, or set it to "wireless," so you can move and dance around as much as you want. (And it's OK to splish-splash around it, for those of you who love baths and showers.)

The crazy part? The vibrations catch the beat of the music, so if you're listening to something fast by The Shins or Bruce Springsteen, the vibes will be intense, and if you pick a slow and dreamy song, like Keane or Marvin Gaye, it will be softer and slower.

Amazing, right? Would you guys try this musical vibrator?

If it plays George Strait I'll try anything.

Wallstone wrote:

Giada wrote:

What are your thoughts on colonoscopy?

I try not to think about it! Actually, it's a necessary evil. However, I found the cleansing "prep" to be worse than the actual procedure.

did you have to drink that gallon of liquid and take a bunch of laxitives

KK wrote:

Wallstone wrote:

Giada wrote:

What are your thoughts on colonoscopy?

I try not to think about it! Actually, it's a necessary evil. However, I found the cleansing "prep" to be worse than the actual procedure.

did you have to drink that gallon of liquid and take a bunch of laxitives

I did and I couldn't believe I could choke down that much crappy liquid. But the pictures turned out great. I guess I could post this in "Post your own picture" too.

that was the worst part. i felt like my gut was going to explode

KK wrote:

that was the worst part. i felt like my gut was going to explode

is it true that the camera adds 10 lbs. to your colon?

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

that was the worst part. i felt like my gut was going to explode

is it true that the camera adds 10 lbs. to your colon?

I just passed a cup past mine so make it 8 1/2 pounds.

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

that was the worst part. i felt like my gut was going to explode

is it true that the camera adds 10 lbs. to your colon?

thus the expression fat ass?

KK wrote:

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

that was the worst part. i felt like my gut was going to explode

is it true that the camera adds 10 lbs. to your colon?

thus the expression fat ass?

Imagine what that black woman's colon looks like underneath her back deck (on the beach)?

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

Giada wrote:

KK wrote:

that was the worst part. i felt like my gut was going to explode

is it true that the camera adds 10 lbs. to your colon?

thus the expression fat ass?

Imagine what that black woman's colon looks like underneath her back deck (on the beach)?

the lincoln tunnel