Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:19 pm
KK wrote:
i want to be a pig who mates with lions
I know you are work but you need to see the female on this video..
Lady Snipe Dragon
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:07 pm
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win as argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. You too can win arguments.
Simply follow these rules:
*Drink liquor.
Suppose you are at a party and some hotshot intellectual is expounding on the economy of Peru, a subject you know nothing about. If you're drinking some healthy-fanatic drink like grapefruit juice, you'll hang back, afraid to display your ignorance, while the hotshot enthralls your date. But if you drink several large martinis, you'll discover you have STRONG VIEWS about the Peruvian economy. You'll be a WEALTH of information. You'll argue forcefully, offering searing insights and possible upsetting furniture. People will be impressed. Some may leave the room.
*Make things up.
Suppose, in the Peruvian economy argument, you are trying to prove that Peruvians are underpaid, a position you base solely on the fact that YOU are underpaid, and you'll be damned if you're going to let anyone else be better off. DON'T say: "I think the Peruvians are underpaid." Say instead: "The average Peruvian's salary in 1981 dollars adjusted for the revised tax base in $1,452.81 per annum, with is $836.07 before the mean gross poverty level."
NOTE: Always make up exact figures.
If an opponent asks you where you got your information, make THAT up too. Say: "This information comes from Dr. Hovel T. Moon's study for the Buford Commission published on May 9, 1982. Didn't you read it?" Say this in the same tone of voice you would use to say, "You left your soiled underware in my bathroom."
* Use meaningless but weighty-sounding words and phrases.
Memorize this list.
Let me put it this way In terms of Vis-a-vis Per se As it were Qua So to speak You should also memorize some Latin abbreviations such as "Q.E.D.", "e.g.", and "i.e." These are all short for "I speak Latin, and you don't."
Here's how to use these words and phrases. Suppose you want to say, "Peruvians would like to order appetizers more often, but they don't have enough money."
You never win arguments talking like that. But you WILL win if you say, "Let me put it this way. In terms of appetizers vis-a-vis Peruvians qua Peruvians, they would like to order them more often, so to speak, but they do not have enough money per se, as it were. Q.E.D."
Only a fool would challenge that statement.
*Use snappy and irrelevant comebacks.
You need an arsenal of all-purpose irrelevant phrases to fire back at your opponents when they make valid points. The best are:
You're begging the question You're being defensive Don't compare apples to oranges What are your parameters? This last one is especially valuable. Nobody (other than engineers and policy wonks) has the vaguest idea what "parameter" means.
Here's how to use your comebacks:
You say: As Abraham Lincoln said in 1873.... Your opponent says: Lincoln died in 1865. You say: You're begging the question.
You say: Liberians, like most Asians... Your opponent says: Liberia is in Africa. You say: You're being defensive.
*Compare your opponent to Adolf Hitler.
This is your heavy artillery, for when your opponent is obviously right and you are spectacularly wrong. Bring Hitler up subtly. Say, "That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say," or "You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler."
So that's it. You now know how to out-argue anybody. Do not try to pull any of this on people who generally carry weapons."
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:56 pm
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
i want to be a pig who mates with lions
I know you are work but you need to see the female on this video..
if she lights up a smoke afterwards i'll die
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:57 pm
sounds like my trolling
Lady Snipe Dragon
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:58 pm
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
i want to be a pig who mates with lions
I know you are work but you need to see the female on this video..
if she lights up a smoke afterwards i'll die
she is more unenthusiastic about the sex with that lion that I am about Jats posts..
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:29 pm
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
i want to be a pig who mates with lions
I know you are work but you need to see the female on this video..
if she lights up a smoke afterwards i'll die
she is more unenthusiastic about the sex with that lion that I am about Jats posts..
i almost thought it was mr and mrs jats, but the mr jats actually got wood so that theory went out the door.
Lady Snipe Dragon
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:41 pm
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
i want to be a pig who mates with lions
I know you are work but you need to see the female on this video..
if she lights up a smoke afterwards i'll die
she is more unenthusiastic about the sex with that lion that I am about Jats posts..
i almost thought it was mr and mrs jats, but the mr jats actually got wood so that theory went out the door.
I mean..
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:55 am
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
i want to be a pig who mates with lions
I know you are work but you need to see the female on this video..
if she lights up a smoke afterwards i'll die
she is more unenthusiastic about the sex with that lion that I am about Jats posts..
i almost thought it was mr and mrs jats, but the mr jats actually got wood so that theory went out the door.
I mean..
how long before we are talked about in random stuff?
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:56 am
we produced almost 50KW yesterday. love these longer days
Lady Snipe Dragon
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:58 pm
KK wrote:
we produced almost 50KW yesterday. love these longer days
you will have enough to fry luca in no time..
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:30 pm
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
we produced almost 50KW yesterday. love these longer days
you will have enough to fry luca in no time..
working with the state to get my credits. they haven't installed my reverse meter yet but I've produced enough power already for 2 SREC credits and that's $1200 to me.
Lady Snipe Dragon
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:59 pm
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
we produced almost 50KW yesterday. love these longer days
you will have enough to fry luca in no time..
working with the state to get my credits. they haven't installed my reverse meter yet but I've produced enough power already for 2 SREC credits and that's $1200 to me.
can I borrow 1200 bucks?
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:44 am
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
we produced almost 50KW yesterday. love these longer days
you will have enough to fry luca in no time..
working with the state to get my credits. they haven't installed my reverse meter yet but I've produced enough power already for 2 SREC credits and that's $1200 to me.
can I borrow 1200 bucks?
i didn't get it yet. filing the paper work for it now
Jats
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:39 pm
and the chameleon pops in to see how this interesting stuff is doing then "...blimey, it just gets better doesn't it, and we are all seeing this side to you as you even recognise yourselves now too I see, though much more to come for sure..."
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KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:46 pm
Jats wrote:
and the chameleon pops in to see how this interesting stuff is doing then "...blimey, it just gets better doesn't it, and we are all seeing this side to you as you even recognise yourselves now too I see, though much more to come for sure..."
Hey Jats, we knew you couldn't resist. What's up?
Jats
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:09 pm
"...oh spring is springing, forum land continues the same and nice to see the solar is doing its thing..." as Jats imagines a whole town all on solar, and then another "...you should just have a thread for that you know..." and then leaves them to this threads main theme again
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:04 pm
Jats wrote:
"...oh spring is springing, forum land continues the same and nice to see the solar is doing its thing..." as Jats imagines a whole town all on solar, and then another "...you should just have a thread for that you know..." and then leaves them to this threads main theme again
up to 50 KW a day. In 2 months i've made $1200 in SREC credits and $854 in energy sold back to the power company. Plus I have no bill to pay. and this is in the winter months. i can't wait to see what the summer brings
Lady Snipe Dragon
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:39 pm
KK wrote:
Jats wrote:
"...oh spring is springing, forum land continues the same and nice to see the solar is doing its thing..." as Jats imagines a whole town all on solar, and then another "...you should just have a thread for that you know..." and then leaves them to this threads main theme again
up to 50 KW a day. In 2 months i've made $1200 in SREC credits and $854 in energy sold back to the power company. Plus I have no bill to pay. and this is in the winter months. i can't wait to see what the summer brings
my ass in a bikini?.. prolly too soon for that..
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:46 am
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
Jats wrote:
"...oh spring is springing, forum land continues the same and nice to see the solar is doing its thing..." as Jats imagines a whole town all on solar, and then another "...you should just have a thread for that you know..." and then leaves them to this threads main theme again
up to 50 KW a day. In 2 months i've made $1200 in SREC credits and $854 in energy sold back to the power company. Plus I have no bill to pay. and this is in the winter months. i can't wait to see what the summer brings
my ass in a bikini?.. prolly too soon for that..
jpegs when you do
Lady Snipe Dragon
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:52 pm
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
Jats wrote:
"...oh spring is springing, forum land continues the same and nice to see the solar is doing its thing..." as Jats imagines a whole town all on solar, and then another "...you should just have a thread for that you know..." and then leaves them to this threads main theme again
up to 50 KW a day. In 2 months i've made $1200 in SREC credits and $854 in energy sold back to the power company. Plus I have no bill to pay. and this is in the winter months. i can't wait to see what the summer brings
my ass in a bikini?.. prolly too soon for that..
jpegs when you do
if I get to where I can wear a bikini again there will be pics all over the inter webz..
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:16 pm
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
Jats wrote:
"...oh spring is springing, forum land continues the same and nice to see the solar is doing its thing..." as Jats imagines a whole town all on solar, and then another "...you should just have a thread for that you know..." and then leaves them to this threads main theme again
up to 50 KW a day. In 2 months i've made $1200 in SREC credits and $854 in energy sold back to the power company. Plus I have no bill to pay. and this is in the winter months. i can't wait to see what the summer brings
my ass in a bikini?.. prolly too soon for that..
jpegs when you do
if I get to where I can wear a bikini again there will be pics all over the inter webz..
what happened to our youthful bodies
Lady Snipe Dragon
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:19 am
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
Jats wrote:
"...oh spring is springing, forum land continues the same and nice to see the solar is doing its thing..." as Jats imagines a whole town all on solar, and then another "...you should just have a thread for that you know..." and then leaves them to this threads main theme again
up to 50 KW a day. In 2 months i've made $1200 in SREC credits and $854 in energy sold back to the power company. Plus I have no bill to pay. and this is in the winter months. i can't wait to see what the summer brings
my ass in a bikini?.. prolly too soon for that..
jpegs when you do
if I get to where I can wear a bikini again there will be pics all over the inter webz..
what happened to our youthful bodies
it expanded with our minds..
Lady Snipe Dragon
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:20 am
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment..
The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.
She returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Harrington
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:45 pm
[/quote] what happened to our youthful bodies[/quote]it expanded with our minds..[/quote] is my mind sagging too lol
Lady Snipe Dragon
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:35 am
KK wrote:
what happened to our youthful bodies[/quote]it expanded with our minds..[/quote] is my mind sagging too lol [/quote]
KK
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Subject: Re: Interesting stuff Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:06 pm
Lady Snipe Dragon wrote:
KK wrote:
what happened to our youthful bodies
it expanded with our minds..[/quote] is my mind sagging too lol [/quote] [/quote] today it feels like it is. frigging allergies