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Subject: Real Crimes Committed By Dumb Criminals Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:23 pm
Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there.
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Subject: Re: Real Crimes Committed By Dumb Criminals Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:24 pm
Portsmouth, RI: Police charged Gregory Rosa, 25, with a string of vending machine robberies in January when he: 1. fled from police inexplicably when they spotted him loitering around a vending machine and 2. later tried to post his $400 bail in coins.
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Subject: Re: Real Crimes Committed By Dumb Criminals Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:24 pm
Lake City, Florida: Karen Lee Joachimi, 20, was arrested for robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chainsaw, which was not plugged in
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Subject: Re: Real Crimes Committed By Dumb Criminals Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:24 pm
hen Stan Caddell wanted to wash his Chevrolet, he backed the car into a foot of water in the Mississippi River at Hannibal, Missouri. When he got out to clean the car, it floated away. Police were able to retrieve the vehicle some distance downstream. According to an officer on the scene, no action would be taken against the driver because "you can't ticket a guy for being stupid..."
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Subject: Re: Real Crimes Committed By Dumb Criminals Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:26 pm
Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
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Subject: Re: Real Crimes Committed By Dumb Criminals Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:28 pm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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Subject: Re: Real Crimes Committed By Dumb Criminals Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:29 pm
A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judged ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.
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Subject: Re: Real Crimes Committed By Dumb Criminals Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:29 pm
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
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Subject: Re: Real Crimes Committed By Dumb Criminals Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:14 pm
Robbers runs in a drops gun on counter ...LOL
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Subject: Re: Real Crimes Committed By Dumb Criminals Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:46 pm
I have seen that one in a gif and it is hysterical..
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